this song can found on the so stupid cassette single which was out and about from summer 1996 onwards. this is a song tom wrote to try and convince himself to give up smoking and it worked! ...for about five minutes...

v1
it's so easy for you all to say
isn't it
have you tried it I don't think so
have you tried it I don't think so
dinner smells great mum
well I think it does anyway
dinner tastes great mum
well I think it does anyway

pre 1
it gets a hold of you you see
it won't let go for anything
light another ten pound note
the worst drug of all without a doubt

chorus
light another ten pound note
cough it up again
hold my chest because it hurts
this is so stupid
why did I start
why do I bother
and now I hate it with a passion

v2
strangely enough everybody knows
when I've walked into the room
I wonder why that is
I wonder why that is

pre 2
I'm surprised I even got to the end of this song
without running out of breath, one day
I won't need them anymore
one day, one day, one day, one day, one day, one day