this song is a bit tongue in cheek. it's about all the strange advice you hear from strange people through your strange life and how at the end of the day it's probably better to just listen to yourself! all the following lines of advice are completely made up from toms own twisted head and are purely metaphorical!

v1
never trust in that stuff that you thought you could trust
never feel with those things you never thought you could feel with
never try with those lies said much to your surprise
never go to the place where you can't see your face
never feel when you're ill that you can't pop the pill
never drink never smoke never tell mum rude jokes
never try when you cry to wipe a tear from your eye
never come home to bed sleep somewhere else instead

chorus
I talk to myself for the sake of my health
I never listen to anyone else
the only thing that I can see, everybody talk to me
the only advice to myself

v2
Don't try to fly in the wink of an eye
Don't go away till the right time of day
Don't play your guitar while driving your car
Don't let money burn a hole, throw yourself on a pole
Don't eat meat or cheat in the mid winter heat
Don't cause loads of stress when you wear your sisters dress
Don't sing in the shower until you have the power
then you come to the end and you've found a new friend