v1
If your mansion house needs haunting just call rentaghost
we've got ghosts and ghouls and freaks and fools at rentaghost
hear the phantom of the opera sing a haunting melody
remember what you see is not a mystery but ...rentaghost

v2
at your party be a smarty and hire rentaghost
if you want a fright climb the spooky heights with rentaghost
you can let our spirits move you and for fun play ghostmans knock
because we aim to shock we hope you knees will knock that's rentaghost

mid8
let me see the most terrific simple ghost not scientific
maybe supernatural ghoulies of the day
heavy footsteps in your attic means a spectre telepathic
is descending just to spirit you away

v3
we're extraordinary fellas here at rentaghost
to be another uri geller come to rentaghost
for a biography we've ghost writers
and not forgetting a ghost script
an apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt ring rentaghost
an apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt ring rentaghost